Tag: Joke

  • Halloween Joke

    Greg Olsen

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    Halloween is almost upon us, so I thought I’d share a Halloween joke. A vampire bat came flapping into his cave one night covered in fresh blood. All the other bats looked at him in awe and asked, “Where’d you get that blood?” The first bat grinned and said, “Follow me!” He led them to…

  • Deal Or No Deal

    Greg Olsen

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    This seems like a joke day. An old man was fishing on the bank of his favorite fishing hole when suddenly, he heard a voice say, “Hey, you!”. Somewhat startled, the man looked around, but didn’t see anyone. A few minutes later, he heard the voice again, but this time it said, “Hey, I’m talking…

  • Sharing is Caring

    Greg Olsen

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    We’ve been talking about a lot of heavy stuff lately, so I think it’s time for a joke. A man was driving down a country road and saw a farmhouse with a sign out front that said, “Talking Dog for Sale”. Intrigued, the man pulled over, went up to the farmhouse, and asked the farmer…

  • More Capable Than You Realized

    Greg Olsen

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    Several of my readers have said they enjoyed my series on “Laughter” in which I included jokes. We all know that laughter is the best medicine. I’m not going to publish daily jokes as I did during the series in August, but I will include a joke every once in a while just to keep…

  • Laughter – Part 9 – The Final Chapter

    Greg Olsen

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    Well, you’ve done it. You’ve finally made it to the last joke….for a while. Today’s joke deals with Self-Efficacy. I hope you enjoy it. A self-efficacy researcher walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender, curious, asks, “What line of work are you in?” The researcher replies, “I study people’s beliefs in their…

  • Laughter – Part 8

    Greg Olsen

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    One more day after today and you won’t have to put up with any more jokes…for a while! A man goes on photo safari to Africa and sees an elephant standing perfectly still, tears streaming down its face. He’s moved by the sight and approaches the elephant carefully. As he gets closer, he notices a…

  • Laughter – Part 7

    Greg Olsen

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    Are you getting tired of jokes yet? I hope not because we have a few more days. Besides, who doesn’t like a good joke? Let me rephrase that: Who doesn’t like a joke (emphasis on “good” being removed). I never promised the jokes would be good. Here’s today’s joke: A man goes to the doctor…

  • Laughter – Part 6

    Greg Olsen

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    Today’s joke in our Laughter series may sound familiar to those of us with Myasthenia Gravis or any other chronic or life-threatening condition. A man is hiking through the mountains when he suddenly slips and begins sliding off a steep cliff. As he’s falling, he manages to grab hold of a small branch protruding out…

  • Laughter – Part 5

    Greg Olsen

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    Keeping with our theme of laughter, I present today’s joke: A woman dies and goes to heaven. As she approaches the Pearly Gates, she sees St. Peter standing there waiting for her. When she nears him, he says, “Welcome to heaven. Before I can let you inside, I need you to spell a word.” “Which…

  • Laughter – Part 3

    Greg Olsen

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    I promised you a joke a day for the remaining days of August, so here’s one I wrote about Myasthenia Gravis. An older man with Myasthenia Gravis was sitting in a chair. On his lap was his 5-year-old grandson, Jack. Jack looked up at his grandfather and said, “Pappy, why are your eyes half closed?”…

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