Tag: Joke
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Valentine’s Day
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsJust a quick one today, but I didn’t want to miss a Valentine’s Day blog. Let’s start with a joke: A man was in a long distance relationship with a woman. He walks into a post office to buy stamps for the Valentine’s Day card he is going to send to her. He asks the…
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Laughter
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsI heard a funny joke the other day. I thought I’d share it with you. Three ministers were enjoying a day of fishing together. They were in a small boat in the middle of a lake. It was a beautiful day and quite relaxing. Recognizing how secluded it was, one of the ministers said, “Since…
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Smell The Roses
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsAfter two heavy blogs talking about desperation, I promised you something a bit more uplifting today. Let’s start with a joke. A man was driving down a country road when he saw a farmer standing in his yard. The farmer had picked up a pig and was holding the pig up to an apple tree…
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Cold – Day 4
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsLike the California election results, I’m not yet ready to call the contest on my cold and declare a winner. On the positive side, my cold doesn’t seem to have gotten any worse. I can still feel it in my bronchial tubes, but the congestion isn’t bad and doesn’t appear to be hampering my breathing…
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Cold – Day 3
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsThank you to everyone who has sent me well wishes. They are greatly appreciated. It’s Day 3 of this cold and I’m still doing well. My body is fighting and that’s my strategy right now, just let my immune system try to take care of this. The cold has moved to my chest and I…
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Halloween Joke
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsHalloween is almost upon us, so I thought I’d share a Halloween joke. A vampire bat came flapping into his cave one night covered in fresh blood. All the other bats looked at him in awe and asked, “Where’d you get that blood?” The first bat grinned and said, “Follow me!” He led them to…
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Deal Or No Deal
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsThis seems like a joke day. An old man was fishing on the bank of his favorite fishing hole when suddenly, he heard a voice say, “Hey, you!”. Somewhat startled, the man looked around, but didn’t see anyone. A few minutes later, he heard the voice again, but this time it said, “Hey, I’m talking…
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Sharing is Caring
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsWe’ve been talking about a lot of heavy stuff lately, so I think it’s time for a joke. A man was driving down a country road and saw a farmhouse with a sign out front that said, “Talking Dog for Sale”. Intrigued, the man pulled over, went up to the farmhouse, and asked the farmer…
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More Capable Than You Realized
Greg Olsen
in ThoughtsSeveral of my readers have said they enjoyed my series on “Laughter” in which I included jokes. We all know that laughter is the best medicine. I’m not going to publish daily jokes as I did during the series in August, but I will include a joke every once in a while just to keep…
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Laughter – Part 9 – The Final Chapter
Greg Olsen
in My JourneyWell, you’ve done it. You’ve finally made it to the last joke….for a while. Today’s joke deals with Self-Efficacy. I hope you enjoy it. A self-efficacy researcher walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender, curious, asks, “What line of work are you in?” The researcher replies, “I study people’s beliefs in their…