Halloween is almost upon us, so I thought I’d share a Halloween joke.
A vampire bat came flapping into his cave one night covered in fresh blood. All the other bats looked at him in awe and asked, “Where’d you get that blood?”
The first bat grinned and said, “Follow me!”
He led them to a dark forest, swooping between the trees, faster and faster. Finally, he stopped and pointed, “See that big tree over there?”
The other bats nodded eagerly.
“Good,” he said, “Because I didn’t!”
I’ve slammed into a few trees before in my life. Came out bloody. Maybe a little smarter. It’s all part of growing up. If we never venture out, we never learn. This bat was smart enough to share what he had learned with his friends.
If I’ve learned one thing in my life, it’s to trust God. He gets me through anything. There may be times when I hit a few trees, but I usually learn a lesson in the process. He gave us free will and the ability to make our own decisions. Sometimes we choose the right path and sometimes we don’t. Fortunately, he’s always there to catch us if we fall. That’s the lesson I’ve learned and want to share with you.
Choose better, save a tree!
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